Jerusalem and death metal Christmas !
6 août 2013 par vincent
JERUSALEM
A few months after born villain came out; Marilyn leaves again to go on tour. Destination: Jerusalem. He is going to record a new duo album in collaboration with his rapper friend Eminem. Marilyn will also have a concert there to promote his last disc born villain. Both artists will be together on stage for Eminem’s parallel tour.
Soon after his arrival in this city full of Christian mysticism, Marilyn meets Eminem. Marilyn reads the twelve songs he is going to sing in the studio. The music is basically ready. He smiles. “We should spice up the religious style of these texts with the Dracula ghetto hymns, singing controversial stuff about me, the Antichrist, here in Jerusalem with you,” says Marilyn. “I guarantee an explosive mix in the churches and chapels of this city. Biblical Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon! Imagine the mumblings of the old churchgoers on Sunday before mass here in Jerusalem, Christ’s cradle! Ecclesiastic shock for our conservative American detractors.” Eminem smiles in agreement and they decide that together they will write their songs, putting their heads together. First Eminem records his score. He raps at all speeds and becomes serious and aggressive. Marilyn stares at him and re-reads his texts in order to get immersed in his artistic work.
Eminem comes back and takes my hero’s ringed hand. “Goddamn,” says Eminem. “This city has a strong Christian aura, my rap seems like a confession, man.” Marilyn smiles. “Speak for yourself,” he says. “I’m really afraid that during my performance the secretaries will debark with hordes of run-in exorcist priests armed with rosaries, Bibles and holy water to bombard me with praises of the Virgin Mary. Mind you, that would give some realism to this disc. Fucking Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon for the Fox News tabloids till the dead rise! Hymns of the Dracula ghetto. The Antichrist superstar is in Jerusalem for a death metal trip of Christianity.” He starts singing. Marilyn is very concentrated and is really into his performance. He sings all the Marilyn styles, from Gothic to aggressive metal. Marilyn unleashes himself staring at Eminem through his Gothic eye lens and signing each song. Marilyn comes back with a smile. “My ecclesiastic version of personal Jesus in 2004 should have been a hit the day before Easter. Not even the Muslim terrorists will dare blow themselves up at our concerts tonight! Amen for Christ,” says Marilyn with a smile.
Late morning, after some conscientious recordings at the studio, both artists go visit the symbolic places where Christ lived. Marilyn and Eminem observe the Jordan River. “Fucking Christ, here’s the Genesis of pardon and Biblical redemption!” says Marilyn to Eminem. “Genesis of the most marketed book in the world in which a man spoke and started the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon before all those fundamental reformers. Jesus Christ, a 33-year-old guy who gave a good wake-up shake on the shoulders of all the sinners. » Marilyn moves ahead and feels all the stares from the tourists perplexed by the controversy. “Well, there you go. Each Sunday in church, I cross myself with holy water and I pray,” says Marilyn. “Of course, Dita distracts suspicious husbands, but she and I take communion. I even took Ozzy Osbourne and Johnny Depp to the religious service. It was a death metal requiem, guaranteed! We had VIP seats for Rock stars in a Dominican church, a Dracula ghetto on the go. Fucking Alleluia, because no other church has burned down here since I arrived here this morning, so I’ve come here to meditate at the Jordan River.” Marilyn signs himself with his ringed hand showing his tenebrous tattoos. Then he stares at them through his Gothic eye lens. The tourists are stupefied. Then both artists do their promotion on Mount Golgotha, where Christ died. “Symbolic interviews,” says Marilyn.
The next morning, Marilyn meets Brother Emmanuel at the Dominican monastery where they’re staying. Marilyn gives Brother Emmanuel his hey cruel world to tour journal to read. The latter reads it attentively and advises Marilyn to publish it after ending the tour, but also to write about his feelings at each stage of the tour. “Journal of the death metal Antichrist,” says Marilyn ironically. “It’ll be the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon as soon as they read about me doing my art in Jerusalem.” Together they attend mass. Marilyn listens to the service staring at the crucifix and the religious paintings. Then he continues writing in his tour journal.
Marilyn and Eminem go for a walk around the city and they bump into Orthodox priests who observe with curiosity Marilyn’s Gothic elegance and Eminem’s casual look. “My respects, Monsignor, we’re just visiting this Holy city to transfer Christ’s grace into an album of ours,” says Marilyn crossing his tattooed arms. “Would you be interested in coming to hear us at the studio? Well, our evangelical repertory is quite inflammatory, even death core, although that should rejuvenate the jaded traditional hymns. But maybe you prefer to see us backstage during our next respective concerts in Jerusalem? Just to bless us and take communion with us before we inflame our chapels in the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon Dracula ghetto style. You are the wise men. So, do you feel up to it? » Outraged, the Orthodox priests flee with prayers on their lips. “I don’t even get a Christian hug? That’s really not nice, brothers,” adds Marilyn. Both artists visit a Gothic style church, in which Christ healed a paralytic man. Marilyn is fascinated and writes in his journal. He looks at Eminem. “This church is magnificent; a symbol of Pardon. My old very strict Catholic school should review its classic educational principles,” he says. Some tourists approach and cheer my hero. He looks at them and makes the sign of shock rock with his ringed Gothic hand. “Hell, yeah, children of the Dracula ghetto,” he says smiling. “Let’s give Jerusalem the Biblical Arma-goddam-motherfucking-geddon. We’re going to make death metal hosts for our services.”
The next day Marilyn summons Joey Jordison, his drummer friend from the band Slipknot, in order to make a second album in the church of the Dominican monastery. Joey shows up and hugs him amicably. “So, man, were you able to walk around Jerusalem without being insulted and getting apocalyptic blasphemy?” asks Joey teasingly. “Imagine, Fox News and CNN in a marketing conflict just to have the exclusive rights over the Israeli TV stations who want to film my Baptism, here in Jerusalem,” says Marilyn ironically. “A deathcore Baptism and the Orthodox Brothers will broadcast my Apocalyptical nihilistic songs antichrist superstar, mobscene and also overneath the path of misery during the Easter procession. The death metal Antichrist from the Dracula ghetto creating the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon in front of the evangelical demonstrators. You’ll see how the kids will come up with the cash to buy my albums including what we’ll market from here in Jerusalem.”
Brother Emmanuel meets them and takes them to the Mount of Beatitudes. Once there, they visit and read the historic signs. Marilyn is observing the places where Christ preached when he notices and stares at some adolescents who greet them. Marilyn addresses them. “Dracula ghetto represented dear fans. We’re going to resuscitate the Christ Angelus of prayer hymns, with a sulfurous faith in order to sell our death metal Bibles. Are you up to it?” Some of the faithful and their guides pretend to protest the star, calling Marilyn names, who stares at them stoically. “Do I have your permission to write down these insults? They are fascinating. It’s just what Joey and I need for my album, to start the biblical Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon for those who protest at our concerts,” he says. “Your reform-oriented insults will calm down the inflamed waves of Baptist snipers hidden in the festivals and who drive crazy all the hordes of cops in charge of security. You can write down your hypocritical insults in my journal. You don’t even know my music, admit it. But seriously, with your insults we’ll have ready-made choruses, written right here in Jerusalem no less. You will have contributed to the Antichrist’s Goth Christian Bible. Thank you for boosting my sales to the top 50, it’ll be the Apocalypse for the pre-formatted starlets of pop culture. And thank you for helping me to annihilate the competition, Snoop Dogg. Cool, brothers, we’ll get an MTV Award, Alleluia!” Joey and Brother Emmanuel are amused. Marilyn makes the sign of shock rock with his tenebrously ringed hand and shows his chromed teeth.
Joey unveils his talents as composer, after having read Marilyn’s texts. Joey records the drum and guitar sessions before letting my hero listen to the result. Then Marilyn goes behind the microphone and spreads his Gothic Rocker wings, and again, he surpasses himself. Once all is almost finished, they listen to the recordings again. “It’s going to be hell for some radio host; they’re going to stutter as they say my name as they play the songs made in Jerusalem, » says Marilyn to Joey, smiling. « The evangelists will have heart palpitations when protesting at my concerts, scared by the mix between me and Jerusalem. Biblical Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon of the Dracula ghetto. My fans will be electrified à la Ozzfest; they’re going to talk about it in church, damn it!” The next day, the three artists attend the Dominican service to hear Brother Emmanuel preach. The latter talks about their creative project. People listen attentively and offer a standing ovation to all three. Later, Marilyn sings some songs at the refectory with Eminem under the rhythm of Joey’s acoustic guitar and all the Brothers applaud. Marilyn leaves to write down his impressions and feelings in his tour journal. In the evening Marilyn and Eminem perform live. The first concert is Eminem’s, who sings his song the way I am in the biblical presence of Marilyn; the crowd is in a trance. Then it’s my hero’s turn to perform. At the end of a song he screams esoterically to his Gothic audience: “Jerusalm, lets pray for the conservatives from Fox News who piss me off: you embrace Chaos endlessly. Fucking Faithless praying with inelegance in front of the immortal Crucifix. Fuck Al Quaeda and your goddamn intifada. May God exorcise your lies.” He signs himself exposing his tenebrous tattoos and stares at his audience with his Gothic lens. “Alleluia, there are no exorcists armed with Bibles and reforming crucifixes to purify the Dracula ghetto concert. Jerusalem, sing a goddamn requiem for me!” The audience roars frenetically.
The next day Marilyn goes back to the studio for some finishing up on the remixes of his disc and Eminem’s and then the one with Joey. While listening to their performances Marilyn suggests adding some local religious choirs and the backup vocals. The idea is accepted and set up right away; the religious choir is recorded as both artists observe them. Marilyn is fascinated and smiles looking at this show. “This is deep. We’re going to outdo the evangelists with this album,” says Marilyn. The religious choir sings for Marilyn’s album, who listens to them fascinated while Joey smiles. Marilyn writes in his journal and then they get the two demos each, 6 recordings in total. They decide to play them for Brother Emmanuel and the Dominican Brothers.
Marilyn and Joey assail people in front of the Wailing Wall. Once there, while the faithful pray facing the wall, Marilyn observes them and tries, with Joey, to attract tourists. “Jerusalem, this is not a nightmare!” he says, “But Faith transcends the expressionism of the Antichrist in front of this symbolic wall. I have taken communion with Christianity, the Dracula ghetto in my luggage. I’ve recorded two new death metal Bibles with my friends, just to update the hymns in local churches. Would you have the grace to come listen to them at the Dominican service tonight without spraying us with teargas grenades like rosaries from exorcising cops, please?” “Hell, yeah Reverend” adds Joey. The tourists approach stunned. Even the Jewish religious people are aware and stop praying. Marilyn looks at them with his white contact lens, spreads his tenebrously tattooed arms making a cross. “You want a nice little esoteric cuddle, brothers?” he asks. “I’ve left my chain saw in the basement; the evangelist snipers send me holy hosts with prayers in their death threat letters instead of the traditional 9 millimeter bullets; and I have my Bible before going to sleep, right by my bed. In front of this mythic wall, let’s hold hands, please.” Marilyn holds out his hand, sporting his Gothic rings with chromed skulls, toward the faithful who consent and all hold hands. “Alleluia Jerusalem, we are here, the Dracula ghetto has been accepted! You’ve just shaken up the conservative and American censors. Tonight let’s create the Biblical Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon for the Republicans and fundamentalists at the Dominican church,” screams Marilyn in front of everybody before crossing himself in front of the Wailing Wall. In the evening, at the service, people listen to the two albums and congratulate my hero and his artist friends, as a sign of respect.
APOCALYPSE DEATH METAL CHRISTMAS EVE
Marilyn, Dita and Joey are in creative holidays at my grandmother’s house for Christmas. Marilyn is going to visit Patricia, while Dita and Joey lunch with grandma « Let’s spend religious holiday’s death metal together to provoked crisis of epilepsy to conservative Americans. They will throw up the wafer at the Sunday mass » said Joey to grandma “with fragile neighboring roof tiles, the paparazzi will have to confront their fears to take pictures! It’s an anti paparazzi roof, unless the magazines increased their rates” adds Dita. When a paparazzi is positioned on the roof and shrapnel two artists with grandma « hell yeah motherfucker, takes the picture of the century before stumble and die from this fucking roof! The grandmother is death metal, she listens our Slipknot’s albums while she’s reading her novel, after her TV game show figures and letters » launches aloud Joey by staring the paparazzi and shining to him the sign of the shock rock “feel free to camp on the roof for more exclusives between her and my dear boyfriend Marilyn Manson, thrills guaranteed” adds Dita “and I have my guitar to sing carols by scouts at night. It will popularize Hélène’s Street death metal style, fans will rises Candles for our Goth Psalms” fine-tunes Joey.
Marilyn had lunch with Patricia; she amused him a lot by her outspokenness and her strong character. Marilyn discovers books about his friend actor Johnny Depp, Patricia is more fan of this actor, than the Rugby. They decide to go for a walk, when the neighbor arrives with his loaded gun «is here private property, then get the fuck out» he yells them by arming his rifle. Marilyn stared through his Gothic eye “Alleluia, even here, I have a big fan of my song the love song! I imagine you are working overtime to Madam 5, when you listening this specific song and that you ejaculate when I scream Biblically do you love your Guns, God and Government? Am I wrong? Go admit, confess to me, the Goth Antichrist, I won’t blame you. You are not an isolated case, lots of Christians fundamentalist have made cleansing orgies at the mass on Sunday at the Church. They had this Biblical orgasm, under my old psalms death metal’s remixed with my record holy wood, released in 2001” tell Marilyn to him. Marilyn signing himself by unveiling the nobility of his many Gothic rings, as well as his chromed teeth. Neighbor drops his gun and disappear, under Patricia and Marilyn laughing. Marilyn yells « run, run because the Antichrist is hungry. And with the goddamn jetlag I would eat as well a Badger, because I don’t have found a Mc Donalds. Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon of ghetto Dracula” yell my hero before going to visit the area. Marilyn, Dita and Joey eat with my grandmother in her kitchen. While they chat, a paparazzi shrapnel new pictures of grandma and her guest’s artists. Joey shows to Marilyn the paparazzi. Then Marilyn smiling “Repent fucking paparazzi who hunt the artists on vacation, we cannot even dinner in peace damn it. Paparazzi from hell, you are guilty of violating our privacy. Sentence: I will climb reach you with my chain saw to kill and cut you for eats you for Christmas! Hélène is your salvation (Marilyn turns to grandma) he is not delicious this asshole, it would make a delicious meal of Christmas already found. However, we have to cut him into small cubes for that this delicious meat will fit in your freezer! Does this paparazzi salivating you for an Christian feast? (Grandma joking by accepting, then Marilyn smiles and viewing the paparazzi) OK, make your prayers and recite the Bible, because you are going to feed the Dracula ghetto artists. Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon for your fucked-up magazine, it was your fatal check” said Marilyn « hell yeah Reverend, Apocalypse day » adds Joey to the paparazzi who’s running away while he’s arrange his professional equipment at full speed.
Marilyn and Joey go in the fundamentalist mass of the brothers Carmelites, where many fundamentalists will be there to be flogging to cleansing Sanctified penitence. The two artists have an objective, thru this biblical Carnival, to write new religious deathcore’s songs for a collective album with collaborations – in guest-list, when recording – Alice Cooper and Johnny Depp. The arrival of the two rockers shocked peoples inside the Church, the rings and my hero Gothic eye are scrutinized by the faithful “Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon, it’s today that your esoteric songs will set fire by the requiem of Dracula ghetto death metal style. I confess that the Bible could not predict shock deathcore of cultures for this specific mass. The Apocalypse is written in the Holly Bible, but don’t be afraid. I wouldn’t burn the great Crucifix and I will not surely tear up yours Bibles, for wipe my Goth ass during the full sermon, while I could sing 1996. Which was a hit in the clubs Gothic of L.A.! Then I’ll make a lovely prayer for my mom” said Marilyn while the faithful to sign.
During the mass, the Carmelite Brothers arrives silently and focus at the altar; the two artists cheer them and whistle “yeah, get the biblical fire death metal. Ghetto Dracula is in the place, made vibrate us with the deathcore Angelus” launches Marilyn; the discomfort is present although it is quiet within the chapel. Then the two rockers chant loudly while typing hands “the Psalms, the Psalms, the Psalms, and shout the goddamn motherfucking Psalms” yell Marilyn. The faithful stand and will do penitence the hand on the chest. Marilyn stares them and writes his texts before consult with Joey, they write first the main things like synthesis concept album, while them following the mass. During Communion, the faithful recite prayers as a military March, before taking the host and sit down to pray in a trance. Marilyn rises and protest loudly “where is the goddamn gesture of fraternity, you fucking zap it (an old fundamentalist lady pushes a hush of annoyance) what hush Madam, it jumps you to the eyes? We are listening the teachings of Christ and you are Alzheimer’s for shake us hands, it’s limited and inappropriate! Respect others, love of neighbor, it evokes you something in your fucking dogmatic sectarian brain? (Joey whispers in his ear) Ah yes, it’s right, you also forgotten the oh Mary conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to you after the magnificent Hail Mary. You are in late dear damned, for that’s either me the Antichrist who remind you this Biblical and ancestral tradition” said Marilyn. The mass start again and the two artists stop for a short while their creations. After the office, the old lady and Marilyn exchange a hostile look « this summer, for the heat wave, I’ll coming for ejaculate on your fucking enflamed corpse personally. Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon of the ghetto Dracula’s preachers Madam » says Marilyn with a Goth deeply voice to the old lady, by staring it through its Gothic look. Joey smiled and grabbed his Goth ringed hand. Marilyn and Joey find Brother Emmanuel at the convent of the Dominicans, later. They improve all three to writing the songs of this new opus Goth Christiancore of Marilyn.
The next day Dita takes Nadia for shopping at the Mall. They are going to wellness stores, Nadia advises Dita who enjoys many details “you are a woman full of resources. The strategy of resourcefulness should be familiar to you? Is what I saw just” ask Dita smiling. Nadia confirms and Dita takes her to see the new creations of dressmakers’ fellow Parisians. During this time, Marilyn and Joey established a planning of timetables in order to record the disc inside the Church of the Dominicans – reconstituted into recording studio – before and after masses « as one is therefore for flank one esoteric jerked off at the Carmes, so we won’t get you the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon for you. Ghetto Dracula represent, my canticles are new songs death metal for your masses on Sunday. Having faithful in harmony with my music inside the Church is a feat. Fox News and CNN stammer already and released scoop that feeding evangelists propaganda for gun me during my next tours, my record label would like to reduce the cost of the civilian’s cops in my concert. Since I released biblical death metal albums, this is the Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon in the media! ABC and NBC balance on a friendly basis – as soon as I publish a new religious disc – in close-up with my face: the Antichrist come out his new enflamed of the damned song! Or: here is the new Angelus Reverend Gothic deathcore. So let’s avoid causing riots here » said Marilyn to Brother Emmanuel.
The first days of recording this album Joey enflamed its large drums and fire the strings of his guitar as well as bass. Marilyn read his lyrics carefully, and then he turned toward Brother Emmanuel « provided that the hospice, in front of the convent, does not calmest the old patients when I sing my repertory esoteric death metal of the Dracula ghetto! Provided that the old patients in front your Church don’t die or don’t have attacks of tachycardia. Facing our requiem of the Christian Goth damned, through the loudspeakers spreading my voice enflamed of the Hells. Let us pray that there are no syndical riots of the caretakers, suddenly firing of tear gas grenades thrower by the cops circling your church during the mass, at the moment where you distribute communion wafers. Who knows, maybe that after arrests, these cops will come to communion among you? On the other hand, Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon Bible death metal if I gun all the old patients by my darkly esoteric songs, it will be the parade in cemeteries for the family funerals at the holiday weekend, because the Gospels of the Gothic Antichrist’s Dracula ghetto is marketed by MTV » says Marilyn. Then he moved behind the microphone and spreads its wings of religious Goth rocker with grace and with intensity. Alice Cooper join them later in the Church, it welcomes Brother Emmanuel and makes the point with Marilyn and Joey. The artist takes place behind the microphone and starts to bottom.
Marilyn takes Alice, after the first recording sessions, at the traditionalist mass of the Carmelites. The two artists observe these fanatics to penitence themselves; the show makes both Artists smile “pyre, the stake, the stake! There you have two shock rocker of the Dracula ghetto in promotion for the Christmas meal, enjoy your prayers, it’s the Biblical party (the old lady fundamentalist protests) absolutely dear Madam, Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon! I brought my Holy chain saw beatified at Lourdes, my Bible, the holy water of the Virgin Mary’s cave in my rental car. I think we’ve destabilized the employees of rent@car, on the questionnaire of formalities, they were panicking. But when Alice and myself, have guaranteed that you will cut precisely our corpses into a cube in the Salvation Army’s soup, they take a breathe of appeasement” launches Marilyn “we are motivated for a good cause, two Goth rock star, that’s no way to refuse? (Marilyn whispers in his ear with his tenebrous rings on his hand) Ah this is true, we are luxury product, little lucky asshole” adds Alice « certainly, we are a bit musty by age and our various excesses, but hey it’s the intention who counts » fine-tunes Marilyn under acquiescence of Alice. The fundamentalist get out furious, Marilyn stare her with his Gothic eye “it is a pity Mrs, you deprive yourself of a Sanctified feast! With my drugged ex blood and my liver full of absinthe, eat us for Christmas; it’ll make you dreams much stronger than LSD” said Marilyn with a smile.
The next day Alice ends his scores in the Church of the Dominicans – between two masses – reconstituted into recording studio, face to Marilyn and Joey, the three artists and Brother Emmanuel listen to the very satisfactory result. When Johnny Depp arrives in the Church, multiple greetings and Marilyn gives his instructions with Joey – attentive – Johnny giving his guitar. Then Marilyn fetches Patricia for inviting her to assist at session’s recording between Marilyn and Johnny, as well as for Patricia to meet her Johnny Depp. The arrival of Patricia did an great emotions to her and she displays a radiant smile. She looks Marilyn and Johnny making their duets, and then she spoke a long moment with Johnny. As Joey begins to tackle the record’s remixes biblical death metal style, Dita arrives with my grandma inside the Church “caution, here is a very big fan” state Dita with a smile «Alleluia ghetto Dracula is in place, it is our death metal grandma» smiles Marilyn looking deeply at my grandmother. He introduces her to Alice and Johnny, the euphoria is collective.
On Christmas Eve, Joey finished remixes of the album in the day and them enflamed all: Marilyn, Alice, Johnny on guitar and Joey on drums the mass of the Dominicans under a wave of applause « Alleluia from the ghetto Dracula, it will revolutionize the religious hymns death metal’s remix! Thanks to you we are less death threatened and for the first time, I’m living a Christmas without threatening evangelists’ letters, God bless you motherfuckers” yell of joy Marilyn into his microphone, between two songs. Dita, grandma and Patricia are in the ranked first. Dita turns towards them “Art is immortality, the Goth esoteric frenzy inside the heart of this Church, proves that it transcends the icy silence of religious dogmas – even political – pre formatted” said Dita “we are the groupies of the century, to release in the magazines please” adds Patricia “and for every ages, that’s change of theses young brawlers” fine-tunes grandma. The four artists cover the Church in euphoria death metal.
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